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So how do you make sure once you’ve got naked outside that you stay that way. Cable ties make it simple.
A couple of months back I took a drive to county park late at night probably just after midnight. This place is normally empty but not always. I’ve seen cars pull up in the car park often while I’ve been there late but this night the car park was empty.
The car park has room for probably 50 cars. Its a long narrow carpark with the road entrance at one end and the entrance to the country park at the other end. I pulled up near the entrance to the park and parked up. I went to the boot and grabbed a bunch of cable ties and a pair of scissors.
The car park is gravel with some grass and hedges at the edges and a wooden fence. There is a gate in to the park and a bit of fence not covered by the hedges next to the gate and the path going round the park. When your stood in the car park this fence area is completely visible.
I walked through the gate and stood by the fence. This is where the cable ties come in to the story. I set up my phone to record everything at this point. This including using the flash on the camera so making area even more visible if someone else entered the car park. I have a small tripod now but back then I just put the phone on the floor and tried to get it standing up. Took for ever to get it set up and running, okay probably just a couple of minutes but when you planning on getting naked outdoors 2 minutes feels.like forever. Having got the camera working It was time to get naked.
Getting naked.
I took off my jumper and walked to the fence, I grabbed a cable tie and put it through the bottom and up to the neck then tied the cable tie around one of the fence beams. This is how you ensure you stay naked with cable ties you tie up your clothes.
Next was my trainers. Taking them off one at a time placing a cable tie through the top eyelet and again wrapping it round the fence beam.
Ofd next was my jeans, I probably cheated a bit here using just one of the belt loops to
So how do you make sure once you’ve got naked outside that you stay that way. Cable ties make it simple.
A couple of months back I took a drive to county park late at night probably just after midnight. This place is normally empty but not always. I’ve seen cars pull up in the car park often while I’ve been there late but this night the car park was empty.
The car park has room for probably 50 cars. Its a long narrow carpark with the road entrance at one end and the entrance to the country park at the other end. I pulled up near the entrance to the park and parked up. I went to the boot and grabbed a bunch of cable ties and a pair of scissors.
The car park is gravel with some grass and hedges at the edges and a wooden fence. There is a gate in to the park and a bit of fence not covered by the hedges next to the gate and the path going round the park. When your stood in the car park this fence area is completely visible.
I walked through the gate and stood by the fence. This is where the cable ties come in to the story. I set up my phone to record everything at this point. This including using the flash on the camera so making area even more visible if someone else entered the car park. I have a small tripod now but back then I just put the phone on the floor and tried to get it standing up. Took for ever to get it set up and running, okay probably just a couple of minutes but when you planning on getting naked outdoors 2 minutes feels.like forever. Having got the camera working It was time to get naked.
Getting naked.
I took off my jumper and walked to the fence, I grabbed a cable tie and put it through the bottom and up to the neck then tied the cable tie around one of the fence beams. This is how you ensure you stay naked with cable ties you tie up your clothes.
Next was my trainers. Taking them off one at a time placing a cable tie through the top eyelet and again wrapping it round the fence beam.
Ofd next was my jeans, I probably cheated a bit here using just one of the belt loops to cable tie them to the fence. If I do this again I think I would use lots more cable ties to tie up the legs individually first making it take longer to get them back on.
Off next was socks stuff into the shoes. Then off came the t-shirt. And a single cable tie through the neck and the arm linking it to the fence. Finally off came the boxers and they were tied up to the fence.
I say finally cause having struggled with tiring up some of the clothes it took nearly 8monutes to get naked. Quite a long time being partially dressed and with some clothes tied to the fence would make explaining myself difficult if anyone has driven in, but this isn’t the end of the fence time. Still standing be y the fence i took two more cable ties and made bracelets for each arm. Right enough I couldn’t slide them off. This took about 30 seconds the next part though too longer trying to join them with a third cable tie. Putting it through the first bracelet was easy but then sliding though the other bracket and towing it up is very difficult when your hands are so close together. This bit took another 3 -4 minutes before my hands were finally tied together.
I picked up my phone trying my best to point it as myself now standing in from of the fence facing the car park completely naked hands bound and my clothes tied up to the fence.
The walk this county park is big and has a number of routes around it. I took one of the shorter paths which takes about 5 minutes or 10-15 if barefoot. I walked away from the fence down the path and kept going down the path for about 3 minutes before reaching a turning to the left that leads down to another path. Walking down this path it was muddy and rocky making my feet hurt a bit, reaching the end of thia section you turn left again and start walking back up hill. This part of the path is gravelly and still not nice on are feet but it does have an added benefit. It leads to another non public vehicle entrance to the park probably 5 minutes walk from the main car entrance to the car park. Walking back up to road and out on to the road to stand there naked and bound for a about 30 seconds. I then walked back to the path. There is another narrow muddy path leading back in to the car park. I walked in to the car park without checking and turned left to head back towards the gate I had walked through to get started..
Having walked through the gate and got back to the fence my clothes were thankfully still there. I placed the phone back down as best I could to continue recording. Grabbed the scissors and cut the cable tie holding my arms together. Now free I started collecting my clothes one by one releasing the cable ties and stacking my clothes in a pile ready to get dressed again once all of the clothes had been freed.
This little adventure took about 30 minutes in total with a bit more than 20 minutes of that time having at least one item of clothing tied up in some way to the fence
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